Aprils Fools Day. Harumph. All across the world in tv newsrooms and newspaper offices, in radio studios and in front of PCs yesterday, people were desperately scrabbling to come up with something vaguely amusing…

As a result, with so much eratz news about the joke wears a little thin. Emperors new clothes thin. What annoyed me even more was my RSS reader. Of the 40 or so posts I got yesterday, 38 were bollocks, and the other two I can’t take seriously in case they’re nonsense as well….

This one looked the most plausible of the lot but I’m just not sure. Is it? Isn’t it? You decide

Rant over. jpf out.